When I'm over at my Aunt's
She throws her ancient mink on her back
"WHY!"
Poor minky.
Did he deserve such a stupid fate?
Too late.
There he sits
Lifeless on living...bored, unfulfilled
Chubby shouldered fur faced bitch.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Dolphin Boy
Deep throat dolphin boy
Sitting on a lamb
Eating herbs, delicacies
And mustard covered hams
“Hello, boy?” I gently asked
Are you currently employed?
He just spouted out his blowhole
Saying “I’m off to Illinois!”
My Relationship with Horsies
A saw a purple horse today
Running down the street
His legs they looked like monuments
Or very weathered beats
I tried to saddle, mount him, ride
But his whinny sounded “No!”
He bit off both my ankles
A truly bitter foe.
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