Asshole!

Today when I went to sit beside my friend in the library, we politely asked the guy to the left of us to shift over a bit to accommodate me. He reluctantly moved over, but then some Eastern European asshole studying Economics to the right was like "No, no, you sit somewhere else. This is library ok?" Yeah I know you fathead bitch. I said alright then, buddy, and we began laughing at his obstinate, insolent, indolence. "Yeah, it's funny," he cleverly retorted, his buzzcut glistening with sweat from the Gyro he likely was chomping earlier. I began to feel fury like a Greek rat. Then, the initially reluctant guy, inspired by the fathead's insolence said "Yes. It make me uncomfortable too." I was then outnumbered. I hope the main prick dies by a helicopter accidentally landing on him while he works out in front of the UBC gymnasium mirror, and the secondary sheepish asshole breaks his leg and fails all his exams.