Religious Boy

I used to study God and pray

For a present with a bow

For eternal knowledge, chicks from college

And a mountain bag of blow

I read the Bible, Qur'an, and the

One done by the Jews

I followed the Morman Weekly Gazette

And took Communion too

But as I waited for this Being

To bring me special treats

I received no drugs, nor bitches

Only ugly socks and beets

So now instead of worshipping

I do my hair, and look sexy

And kiss myself in the mirror

'Cause the real god is me